"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir

"The problems that exist in the world today
cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them."
- Albert Einstein

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain

"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st
century."
- Perelman

"The only stupid question is the question you don't ask."
- Unknown

"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses
interest in students."
- John Ciardi

"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so
small."
- Henry Kissinger

"Hunger is the best sauce."
- Proverb

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
- Unknown

"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."
- George S. Patton

"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my
part."
- Proverb

"What do you take me for, an idiot?;"
General Charles de Gaulle when a
journalist asked him if he was happy

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is."
- William
Jefferson Clinton , August 17, 1998

"Men have become the tools of their tools."
- Henry David Thoreau

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William
Gibbs McAdoo

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
-
Will Rogers

"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by
incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission."
- Proverb

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
- Proverb
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are actually
rearranging their prejudices."
- William James

"I like to play poker with politicians. They’re easy to beat.
Sometimes in poker it’s smarter to lose with a winning hand
so that you can win later with a losing hand. Politicians can’t accept
that."
- Havana

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire