CLASE DEL 70

This could happen if one googles things like: 

funny, weird, bizarre (traffic) signals or signs

A few transcripts

Don't text and drive

Death monsters ahead

If you hit this sign you will heat that bridge

Warning: Please look under your vehicles for penguins

Don't stick your elbow out to far

It might go home in another car

Sign not in use.

No driving while blindfolded

We sell pot

Watch for flying monkeys.

Caution: Do not over analyze

Some of us love bugs

Correctional Facility Area

Do not pick up hitchhikers

Cats are not to be trusted

This is no joke.

No traffic signs

Drunken people crossing

Precipitous Bluffs Ahead

Parechutes Required

Don't hit the car in front of you.

Only an idiot would drive 

on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.

Please be safe.

Do not stand, sit, 

climb or lean on zoo fences.

If you fall, animals could eat yo

and that might make them sick.

Thank you

Those who throw objects 

at the crocodiles 

will be asked to retrieve them.