Sgt. Whelan's Funny Hearts Club Band (Lesson & McCartonado)

 

It was forty years ago today,
St. George's taught this band to disband
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,Sgt. Whelan's Funny Hearts Club Band.
We're Sgt. Whelan's Funny Hearts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Whelan Phoney Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Whelan's Funny, Sgt. Whelan's Phoney,Sgt. Whelan's Funny Hearts Club Band,,It's wonderful to be here,It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a fearsome audience,
We'd think twice before taking you home with us,
Rather take you far from home I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That the drummer's going to beat the song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Nacho MenaAnd Sgt. Whelan's Funny Hearts Club Band...